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God
Painter, Carpenter and Teacher
I love painting shit!
+01234 5678
god@myconversationwithgod.com
I am available for hire, depending on the season, and my color palette is expansive.
Experience
Big Bang until Present
Self-taught
Education
1,000,000 BC until Present
God University | Master's Degree in all things
Languages
English (native)
Spanish (fluent)
NEWS: I am currently in production filming a sequel to my first film "My Conversation with God Didn't Go So Well."
Questions to me... (Click the "Ask Me A Question" button below):
*I can't answer them all, but you never know!
August MacLassic: "Why do we have to die?
GOD: Nope! Not gonna answer that one. The reward is finding out later.
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Alice Anderson: If we all have to look forward to is dying, then what's the point?
GOD: You missed the point!
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God Almighty
Painter & Woodworker
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